Thursday, October 27, 2011

Rent a Housewife: A Contractual Marriage Model of the Future.

The social and familial bonding gradually being demolished on uprising demands of one’s self-independence. You can't believe yourself if you compare all the present social systems to those of the the early 19th century. The marriage system, which actually bonds a couple [husband and wife] with  the society is changed abruptly in this era. Today, a youth marrying someone fell in love, yet then divorcing her tomorrow without any feelings. It is like playing with balls- pick a ball if you loves to play and then kicked it out of the field when finished. lol  

However, if this the condition of our present society, then what it would be in the future?
Young girls of this day do not interested to be typical housewife as that of the past. To established herself as a separate entity they want to be independent financially. And for this goal, girls of this day become more careful of their education. And this gradually makes their social and familial bonding weaker. 

So, considering all the points above we can say that in the near future, the socio-political environment shall be changed remarkably. And the social and religious system by which a young man and women is still bonded in some way with the society must be weaker. Thus it is too difficult to assume that the marriage system shall going to be commercial with the time past. 
"Then, what shall be the Marriage Model in the future?" 
For a better understanding of the future marriage, we are going to brief a model in short here in below. 

Consider a case that a 22nd centurion young man who decided suddenly to live familial life with a  thought that hiring a beautiful young girl as housewife shall bring his homely life to be joyful. So, in order to hire such a wife, he draft an advertisement for publishing to a morning tabloid [localnext day. And then a tabloid published-
                                           RENT A HOUSEWIFE
An 18-20 yrs girl will be rented as Housewife for a short term. The incumbent should be beautiful, innocent looking with attractive figure. She must be talkative, sexy, notty (naughty) and equally romantic. The term period will be calculated in such a manner that she will get off days on every 3(three) months @ 0,1,2,3………days/month and will be considered dismissed on reaching 30 days per month. 
Salary, $550.00 per month with accommodation, clothing and fooding- absolutely free. 
House wife
If the incumbent found extraordinary ie. capable to give endless Joy and happiness like Niketa [renown girl- when national dailies published her boyfriends statement that she is capable to perform such], then on the 1st yearly job evaluation day, she will be awarded surprisingly and treated properly from the employer side as she really deserves. Even the employer promises that he will "bring her to the moon and back"- on every moonlit night.
If she gives birth any child during the job period, the salary will be revised immediately after each birth on negotiate. 
Special Gift Hamper every year on the occasion of Joining day, Year ending day, Birthday and Gives birth day is an extra with 2(two) festival precious bonus presentation. 
No Punishment, no Harassment- but always warm welcomed with all the Sweetest Callings on earth viz.- Honey, Sweetheart, My Darling, My Love etc. during her entire service period and a Peaceful environment will be created to feel her secured all the time will be assured.
If you think you deserve the position, apply now with a 3R full sized photograph to the address given below-
e-mail: mk.........@ yahoo.com
For any queries, you have the option to chat with the employer with the id given as under-
  • Yahoo: _____
  • GTalk: _____
  • MSN: ______
  • AIM: ______                                           
NB: Height less than 5’2”, Weight more than 55 kgs and under Matriculation (SSC) are discouraged to apply.

The  End.

Not Yet Corrected.

# A man throw a question to me, "Bro, do you ever find the problems with the technical persons those engaged themselves to a job beyond their professionalism?"
What do you mean?
"That is what we termed in bengali- "কিসের মধ্যে কি, পান্তা ভাতে ঘি।”, which means- you will find even maths when they will published an advertisement in some local tablet for hiring a housemaid." 

Really?!? Thats interesting. 
But our advertisement is not falling into that category. We are not looking for a housemaid, but for a housewife for a educated person. Thus, the difference between the two's [maid and wife] are huge.
Now I have to repeat your question- Do you know the problems with the people having higher educational certificates? 

"No."
That's interesting too. They have taken their degrees on some particular subject, yet you will find them commenting on another [subject] pretending as an expert in which they have no knowledge. I find someone in QUORA, who was in science background and in a teaching profession in some university of USA [may be MIT Teacher]. And I found him writing articles on Qur'anic creation of human as free-willed. And his explanation! O my God!! Hahahaa... that was too funny, laymanish and purely public entertaining.  

Actually peoples are funny and entertaining except a few. I enjoyed much when highly educated person gives us entertainment. Thus I enjoyed Stephen Hawking. His funny "comments on God" on a question during a presentation on his book "Grand Design". 

This is 21st century, an era of science and technology, an era of reasoning. Why you need to comment on a subject in which you have no knowledge? Education freed us from ignorance, makes us logical reasoning. Yet most of us are STUPIDS. If you do not have any knowledge about something or you failed to reasoning logically, then asked him who have knowledge. What makes you thinking wisest?
Actually no one is wisest even when he is Stephen Hawking. The truth is- there is always some people wiser than others. And God is the wisest.  

As an educated person, you need to asked me for an explanation before commenting your - "পান্তা ভাতে ঘি ।” when you failed reasoning. Is not it?
Now let me explain why I used maths to the advertisement which is for renting a Housewife. Actually this math is to test the IQ of the applicant, ie. her sincerity, observation, response time, intelligence etc, and this is because I don't want to appoint a stupid as my Housewife. 

And you know, that math question instantly help me to asked her a series of question [such as- her job ending date, 1st celebration date, etc, etc] without letting her understanding that- she is facing an Interview

But you failed to understand; then is this because of my poor english? Or this purely lack of your knowledge?- we have to enquire. But before that, we need to know the reason that makes Hawking stupid. Can you explain?

"I am not sure, so you have to proceed." 
Ok, I am explaining. Actually, he fails resonating science with God, though he never failed resonating himself with science. And what about you? Do you consider yourself sound in your own profession? Or you going to down your university that certificates you as a professional? Hahaha...
Oh no!! I am joking.

However, bro, are you not an IT Professional?
"Hu."
Then pl. write a program for a finite series database management solution with the equation given in the advertisement.
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