Rent a Housewife: A Contractual Marriage Model of the Future.

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Dhaka, 27 Oct, 2011.

The social and familial bonding gradually being demolished on uprising demands of one’s self-independence. You can't believe yourself if you compare all the present social systems to those of the the early 19^th century. The marriage system, which actually bonds a couple [husband and wife] with  the society is changed abruptly in this era. Today, a youth marrying someone fell in love, yet then divorcing her tomorrow without any feelings. It is like playing with balls ie. pick a new ball when you loves to play and then kicked it out of the field [as abandon] when finished. lol  

Why this? 
Because society changes.
And society changes because people changes> And they changed suddenly in this 21st century. It is because morality of the people changed mostly in this century. People of this days are Liar, disloyal and dishonest. In a better clarification- today the motto of the people is- you may truthful or liar, loyal or disloyal, honest or dishonest to your life partner only if the situation satisfied your desire and may benefited you. Hahaha.....

Thus Wedding Vows [which husband/wife vows [taking God as the witness] to each other, such as- "I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded (husband/wife), to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part"] for people is just a ritual, social norm, To them- if you break that vows, the sky will not fall on your head- man, be practical. They made their own ethical definition. 

Now, if this be the condition of our present society, then what it would be the marriage model in the near future?

Actually, the degradation of morality of Men makes Women to be courageous to protest, to cut down the so called funny bonding a women holds with her husband and in the society and demanded equal rights. 

Thus we see young girls of this day aren't interested to be typical housewife as that of the past. Today they try to establish themselves as separate entity, thus want to be independent financially. And for this, girls of this day become more careful of their higher education. And this tendency gradually weaken their bonding that they have with their family and with the society. 

So, considering all the points above we can say that in the near future, the socio-political environment shall be changed remarkably. And the social and religious system by which a young man and women is still bonded in some way in their matrimonial life with the society must be weak to weaker. Thus it is not too difficult to assume that the marriage system going to be commercial with the time passed. 

"So, it is obviously not to be surprised for arising the question- what shall be the Marriage Model in the future?" 
And a better understanding, we are now going to brief a such model in short here in below. 

Consider a case that a 22^nd centurion young man who decided suddenly to live a familial life with a  thought that hiring a beautiful young girl as housewife shall bring his homely life to be joyful. 

So, in order to get such a wife, he draft an advertisement for a morning tabloid [local]. And in the next-day it will published-

                                           RENT-A-HOUSEWIFE

An 18-20 yrs girl will be rented as Housewife for a short term. The incumbent should be beautiful, innocent looking with attractive figure. She must be talkative, sexy, notty (naughty) and equally romantic. The term period will be calculated in such a manner that she will get off days on every 3(three) months @ 0,1,2,3………days/month and will be considered dismissed on reaching 30 days per month. 
Salary, $550.00 per month with accommodation, clothing and fooding- absolutely free. 

House wife

If the incumbent found extraordinary ie. capable to give endless Joy and happiness like Niketa [renown girl- when national dailies published her boyfriend's statement, it was believed that she is genuinely capable to do such], then on the 1st yearly job evaluation day, she will be awarded surprisingly and treated properly from the employer side as she really deserves. Even the employer promises that he will "bring her to the moon and back"- on every moonlit night.

If she gives birth any child during the job period, the salary will be revised immediately after each birth on negotiate. 

Special Gift Hamper every year on the occasion of Joining day, Year ending day, Birthday and Gives birth day is an extra with 2(two) festival precious bonus presentation. 

No Punishment, no Harassment- but always warm welcomed with all the Sweetest Callings on earth viz.- Honey, Sweetheart, My Darling, My Love etc. during her entire service period and a Peaceful environment will be created to feel her secured all the time will be assured.

If you think you deserve the position, apply now with a 3R full sized photograph to the address given below-

e-mail: mk.....@yahoo.com

For any queries, you have the option to chat with the employer with the id given as under-

• Yahoo: _____
• GTalk: _____
• MSN: _____
• AIM: _____                                           

NB: Height less than 5’2”, Weight more than 55 kgs and under Matriculation (SSC) are discouraged to apply.

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# A man throw a question to me, "Bro, do you ever find the problems with the technical persons those engaged themselves to a job beyond their professionalism?"
What do you mean?
"That is what we termed in bengali- "কিসের মধ্যে কি, পান্তা ভাতে ঘি।”, which means- you will find even maths when they will published an advertisement in some local tablet for hiring a housemaid." 

Really?!? Thats interesting. 
But our advertisement is not falling into that category. We are not looking for a housemaid, but for a housewife for a educated person. Thus, the difference between the two's [maid and wife] are huge.
Now I have to repeat your question- Do you know the problems with the people having higher educational certificates? 

"No."
That's interesting too. They have taken their degrees on some particular subject, yet you will find them commenting on another [subject] pretending as an expert in which they have no knowledge. I find someone in QUORA, who was in science background and in a teaching profession in some university of USA [may be MIT Teacher]. And I found him writing articles on Qur'anic creation of human as free-willed. And his explanation! O my God!! Hahahaa... that was too funny, laymanish and purely public entertaining.  

Actually peoples are funny and entertaining except a few. I enjoyed much when highly educated person gives us entertainment. Thus I enjoyed Stephen Hawking. His funny "comments on God" on a question during a presentation on his book "Grand Design". 

This is 21st century, an era of science and technology, an era of reasoning. Why you need to comment on a subject in which you have no knowledge? Education freed us from ignorance, makes us logical reasoning. Yet most of us are STUPIDS. If you do not have any knowledge about something or you failed to reasoning logically, then asked him who have knowledge. What makes you thinking wisest?
Actually no one is wisest even when he is Stephen Hawking. The truth is- there is always some people wiser than others. And God is the wisest.  

As an educated person, you need to asked me for an explanation before commenting your - "পান্তা ভাতে ঘি ।” when you failed reasoning. Is not it?
Now let me explain why I used maths to the advertisement which is for renting a Housewife. Actually this math is to test the IQ of the applicant, ie. her sincerity, observation, response time, intelligence etc, and this is because I don't want to appoint a stupid as my Housewife. 

And you know, that math question instantly help me to asked her a series of question [such as- her job ending date, 1st celebration date, etc, etc] without letting her understanding that- she is facing an Interview. 

But you failed to understand; then is this because of my poor english? Or this purely lack of your knowledge?- we have to enquire. But before that, we need to know the reason that makes Hawking stupid. Can you explain?

"I am not sure, so you have to proceed." 
Ok, I am explaining. Actually, he fails resonating science with God, though he never failed resonating himself with science. And what about you? Do you consider yourself sound in your own profession? Or you going to down your university that certificates you as a professional? Hahaha...
Oh no!! I am joking.

However, bro, are you not an IT Professional?
"Hu."
Then please. write a program for a finite [time] series database management solution with the equation given in the advertisement.
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Humanity: Who it Deserves- the Victim or the Oppressor?

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Dhaka, 09 Oct, 2011.

Sharia law. Have you any idea what it is?
"Yeah!"
Actually, the term sharīʿah refers to God’s immutable divine law and is contrasted with fiqh, which refers to its human scholarly interpretations. The primary range of meanings of the Arabic word šarīʿah, derived from the root š-r-ʕ, is related to religion and religious law. In the Qur'an, šarīʿah and its cognate širʿah occur once each, with the meaning "way" or "path". The word šarīʿah was widely used by Arabic-speaking Jews during the Middle Ages, being the most common translation for the word Torah in the 10th century Arabic Old Testament known as Saʿadya Gaon. The Arabic expression Sharīʿat Allāh ( "God’s Law") is a common translation for תורת אלוהים (‘God’s Law’ in Hebrew) and νόμος τοῦ θεοῦ (‘God’s Law’ in Greek in the New Testament [Rom. 7: 22]). In Muslim tradition, šarīʿah designates the laws or message of a prophet or God, in contrast to fiqh, which refers to a scholar's interpretation thereof.

Why God- the most merciful adopt Sharia law to the human? Is He benefited with this? 
"No, it is for human for their own benefit."
Yah, there is no loss or profit for God if a man becomes a Sinner or a Pious. God loves his creation, especially human beings as they are His Representatives to this world. He established a right path for them as guidance through the Prophets-His Messengers time to time that proves His Pityness on us. Shariah Law is one of the part of those Guidance. Humans are free to choose their way of life. They will be rewarded or punished for their own deed in this world and in the Hereafter.

Shariah law 1^st adopted on Moses. After Moses, Joshua ibn Nun strictly follows the laws. Thus he killed all the arrested man, women, children even their domestic animals during wars. He also implemented "stone through death" penalty Publicly and Akhor was the 1st victim. He stole a piece of Gold and a woolen sheet from a temple during the War. David implemented shariah laws too. He behaved on arrested People in such a manner that one measurement get killed and forgiven the next, when they were forced to lie serially on the ground.

Beheading.

Thus, Muslims showed all their generosity, all their Humanity to the Victims and their Families that they surely deserves, but nothing to them those are Oppressor. This is, which they consider, the best Human Morality.

During Jesus Shariah Laws were not changed. He ordered People to follow Shariah laws strictly. He says, "He, who is not following a tiniest law abide by God, will be considered the lowest among all in the Heaven." He also defined the criteria of a judge for the implementation of the shariah law ie. "If you are not pure you have no right to judge anyone". During Muhammad the laws remains the same. "He should be killed who is a killer, but it is best to forgive. And, he who forgive someone, will be forgiven in the day of judgment."

8-Bangladeshi convicted for armed robbery and the murder of an Egyptian man in April 2007 and they were rewarded death penalties in the afternoon after Salat Asor on 8^th Oct, 2011. I am feeling sorry for those alleged Persons, Iblis, the Satan successfully misguided them. Again, I am feeling sorry that they all are Bangladeshi, they are my brother. But I am not criticizing the Saudi Authority. I can understand that they had to do the Worst thing. Obviously, they are not feeling happy to kill 8 men. Actually, what should they could do? They had to do that job for the same reason which Allah-the most merciful ordered to do so. 

What is that reason? 
The reason is to realize the witnessed and the entire human society that the killing a human in a cool brain is the worst sin in the eyes of God. Do you ever think the impact of the incident on victim’s family? 

I am sure, the victim’s entire family member prayed to Almighty to do the same thing to those whom are killing their beloved brother helplessly in the night when he was in duty. One will understand it better if he consider the victim as his own loving brother, who is out of his sight in a long distance for a long time to earn some money to happy him and his family.

Muslims should be merciful as Allah is the most merciful. Muhammad teaches Muslims to be merciful. He forgave the killer of his own daughter Joinab. If I would be the brother of the Victim, maybe I will forgive those 8 lives. But, if I were appointed as Judge, I will do the same as Saudi Authority done. May be I would do much more, if I found the alleged are Muslims. My opinion is- Muslims should be punished double than that of non Muslims for the same charge or allegation, it is because they know the Truth and their knowledge based on Truth; in front of them, they have Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad- 4 great Muslims as a Symbol to follow, while non Muslims are tethered, they still remain in the dark in this modern age, in this Science and Technological Era, when everyone have all the facility to earn knowledge to realize or understanding the Eternal Truth.

The End.
Not Yet Verified.
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